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why are my twinkies deep-fried? [america fst]









I'm An Asshole - Dennis Leary

Face it, America can be kind of a douche sometimes.

You know what I'm gonna do
I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac El Dorado convertible
Hot pink, with whale skin hubcaps
And all leather cow interior
And big brown baby seal eyes for head lights (yeah)
And I'm gonna drive in that baby at 115 miles per hour
Gettin' 1 mile per gallon


Save a Horse (Ride a Cowboy) - Big & Rich

The mythic west. Even today cowboys and Indians and John Wayne are a big part of America.

Well I don't give a dang about nothing
I'm singing and bling-blinging
While the girls are drinking long necks down!
And I wouldn't trade ol' Leroy
or my Chevrolet for your Escalade
Or your freak parade
I'm the only John Wayne left in this town


Eye of the Tiger - Survivor

It's Rocky. It speaks for itself.

So many times, it happens too fast
You change your passion for glory
Don't lose your grip on the dreams of the past
You must fight just to keep them alive


Stand Out - Tevin Campbell

America has some serious attention issues. He always needs to be the best, biggest, most colorful.

No method to the madness and means of escape
Gonna break every rule I'll bend them all out of shape
It ain't a question of 'how' just a matter of when
You get the message that I'm tryin' to send


We Will Rock You - Queen

And by best, he means kicking your ass.

Buddy you're a boy make a big noise
Playin' in the street gonna be a big man some day
You got mud on yo' face
You big disgrace
Kickin' your can all over the place


Snoopy vs. The Red Baron - Royal Guardsmen

It's Peanuts and fighting Bad People. Typical US past times, y'know.

In the nick of time, a hero arose
A funny-lookin' dog with a big black nose
He flew into the sky to seek revenge
But the Baron shot him down "Curses, foiled again!"


Spirit Never Dies - Masterplan

Sometimes he goes a little too far, but he doesn't stop.

I'll never give up - never give in
Won't stop believing cause I'm gonna win
Sing with my soul before I get old
Cause there may be no tomorrow
There is no limit to what can be done


The Lees of Old Virginia - 1776

Besides being all Revolutionary, this is basically how confident the boy is. Natura-lee.

They say that God in heaven is everybody's God
I'll admit that God in heaven is everybody's God
But I tell you, John, with pride, God leans
A little on the side of the Lees, the Lees of old Virgina!


The Impossible Dream - Andy Williams

We should totally build a superhero to save us from global warming!

To dream the impossible dream
To fight the unbeatable foe
To bear with unbearable sorrow
To run where the brave dare not go


Forever Young - Bob Dylan

This boy is never going to slow down.

May God bless and keep you always,
May your wishes all come true,
May you always do for others
And let others do for you.
May you build a ladder to the stars
And climb on every rung,
May you stay forever young


There's A Great Big Beautiful Tomorrow - They Might Be Giants

And he's never going to stop seeing the best of things.

There's a great, big, beautiful tomorrow
Shining at the end of every day
There's a great, big, beautiful tomorrow
And tomorrow's just a dream away


If I Can Dream - Elvis Presley

It's not an America fst without Elvis on it.

There must be lights burning brighter somewhere
Got to be birds flying higher in a sky more blue
If I can dream of a better land
Where all my brothers walk hand in hand
Tell me why, oh why, oh why can't my dream come true


America - Roy Zimmerman

There needs to be at least one eponymous song on the tracklist.

America is a '57 Chevy
that veers to the left
and lurches to the right
America is a pawn shop window
with decals of Old Glory
made by children in China


Cheeseburger in Paradise - Jimmy Buffett

If this song isn't fitting I will eat my hat. Besides, Jimmy Buffett is awesome.

Tried to amend my carnivorous habits
Made it nearly seventy days
Losin' weight without speed, eatin' sunflower seeds
Drinkin' lots of carrot juice and soakin' up rays
But at night I'd had these wonderful dreams
Some kind of sensuous treat
Not zucchini, fettuccine or Bulgar wheat
But a big warm bun and a huge hunk of meat


The full fst.
And a zip version.



America is my favorite character by far. Hope you liked the songs, I tried not to be too predictable. ♥
Tags: ⇒ fandom: hetalia, ♬ character: america
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